According To Noelle

Thanks For Stopping By!
I’ve been a(n inconsistent) blogger since 2007, and as of July 2019, this is my latest blogging endeavor. My goal for this blog is purely to entertain… though if I should somehow inadvertently start my own tribe or figure out a way to sell stuff on here, that’s cool...
Everything I Know (So Far) About Homemade Mayonnaise
I’ve made homemade mayonnaise a few times now, and here’s what I’ve learned: 1. Your egg NEEDS to be room temperature (this one was). 2. You never know what you’re gonna get. 3. If it doesn’t work, you may still be able to save it, but you’ve got to let the oil...
Sweet Potato Muffins With Chocolate Chips (in 30 seconds)
Fish and Chips Just Like the New King and Queen (British)

Free Twitter Blue Check Marks Are Gone—And The Response Is Overwhelmingly HILARIOUS
If you use the Internet at all (and you clearly do if you’re reading this), you’ve probably heard by now that Twitter officially made blue check marks available only to those willing to pay. Here’s the thing about that, though: THIS. IS. NOT. NEWS. At least,...
Lidl Bakery Bread Ingredients Let Me Down HARD!
Llidl's bakery items are SO AFFORDABLE! But are they made with cheap, unhealthy ingredients? Okay, so today we found out the baguettes we love from Lidl are made with canola oil…I guess it makes sense now why their bread is such a great price, but that’s an ingredient...
You’ve never seen shepherd’s pie like this [traditional shepherd’s pie with ground lamb]
Shepherd’s pie made with ground lamb has been on my to-do list for SO LONG, and today, we’re FINALLY doing it! You could make this recipe with ground beef, but I’ve heard lamb is traditional, so we’re going all out in this one! The meat base is packed with...
How to make your own Chinese food [pork lo mein]
This pork lo mean has everything good! Noodles, veggies, soy sauce, sesame oil, pork (duh), and TONS of flavor! Best of all, you get leftovers, which means no cooking, at least for a little while. As you’ll see in today’s video, I found it helpful to prep my...
COSORI® Air Fryers Recalled Due to Fire Hazard
Yikes! if you have a Cosori air fryer, make sure it's not part of this open recall. Apparently, a number of Cosori models have faulty wiring connections that can cause overheating, burn hazards, and even fires. Read more about the recall--and the models...
You’ll win over the pickiest eaters with this [creamy sausage + pasta one pot dinner]
Sausage meets pasta meets marinara sauce meets heavy cream. There’s really nowhere to go but down from here—this one pot dinner has EVERYTHING GOOD! Plus, it’s relatively easy to make (especially if you learn from my mistakes 😅), you get TONS of leftovers, and...
Everybody will LOVE these peanut butter banana muffins
Peanut. Butter. Banana. Muffins. Need I say more? Don’t be fooled by how un-photogenic mine came out, okay? These muffins are the perfect bake-ahead breakfast option for busy mornings… or, if you’re like me and you snack throughout the day, then you’ll love...
Disclaimer
We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites. Click here to read my full disclosure policy.